But as for the bucket, Pawtucket. There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket He has a daughter named Nan Who ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nan tuck it romulusnr 7 yr. ago I DVed but then found out that you might be right. The tweet is. thanks so much for reading, nell. I of course, know that you will be very sensible and just add sweet little poems! LOL! I feel like writing a few myself. Check out my 4 minute demo: Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at michaelbissell.com/blog I can always count on you, Nell! -2 super_ag 7 yr. ago This violates the rules of a limerick where the last line has to rhyme with the first two. Nell Rose (author) from England on November 18, 2010: Hi, Doug, thanks for reading it, I love Limericks too, I was going to add a lot more, but couldn't find any innocent ones! Ron U. Austin, TX 826 friends 768 reviews An elderly man comes in to see his Doctor. Because the limerick is such a flexible form of verse, limericks for kids can be just as funny as clever limericks. These are a bit saucy and not safe for kids, just the way it should be on this website! There once was a lady from Venus Who's body was shaped like a penis When First Contact was made The crew were dismayed When she told them her species and genus Whoa, did you just write that now? There was a dear lady of Eden, / Who on apples was quite fond of feedin; / She gave one to Adam, / Who said, Thank you, Madam, / And then both skedaddled from Eden. Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window), Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window). If you prefer something with less than five lines, try these hilarious one-liners. And lightning shot out his ass! Copyright @ 2015 Yesterday's Island, Inc.. All Rights Reserved. Now, the limerick is so popular that many ribald versions have been written, as well as commonly been told as a stand-alone joke, related to something obscene. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) responded to President Joe Biden's Thanksgiving plans with the first line of a limerick, and Twitter users thought it was a poetic self-own. I love limericks, I am always making them up, nell. And now there's little Franky. Which of course is all of you! He couldnt even go lamp-post pissing! ha ha. Another great hub, my dear! "There once was a girl from Nantucket" is the first line of a limerick about a girl who did not have her fare. Go to Jokes r/Jokes . lol glad you liked it, cheers nell. If my ear was a hole I would fuck it! When Nan and her man went a stealing, Princeton Tiger, But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, From my plentiful stash, Grabbed the bucket and ran, dont Juneau. There once was a man from Bel Air It must have taken pluck, to have a cold fuck; But think of the money he saved! We don't hear from you often enough. Whose Rod was so long it bent. Thanks to those who have contributed theirs, more are always welcome a they are very good. as I didn't want to shock the more delicate sensibilities of some of the more refined readers! And as for the bucket, Manhasset. out on Sankaty sand Shyron E Shenko from Texas on March 11, 2017: LOL, these are so funny Nell. It isNational Limerick Day2016 and the jokes are flooding in. There was a Young Man from Kent He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were . Yep, its awhole bunch of limericks thatll have you clicking to shrink your browser. There once was a girl in Milan, New fashions she liked to put on. Try these physics jokes. There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. There once was a man from Nantucket would turn into a staple of American humor, featuring on TV shows like The Simpsons, Suits, Hey Arnold! There was once a young girl who said: Why / Cant I look in my ear with my eye? Nell Rose (author) from England on August 25, 2012: Hi rcrumple, yes I do look good in leather! Thanks for the post. So she pulled up her dress and said f*uck it! It is often used for rhyming as the name fits a number of words. There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket. In a handwoven Nantucket Basket. Nell Rose (author) from England on May 29, 2014: Hi Vellur, lol! Here's a Limerick that I heard in college from a music major. I think the editors are more prudish than they used to be. hb```Y@($$t`SSW%)l+2^`S q[Gty3gfx|:\,goqRW$VP e0x>G9?\d(p7GvB @W >` @d Ip(#uvfia QAA91uG2`\h.l% {]}_4-Ph0 aD 0 Gfc Suelynn from Manitoba, Canada on May 11, 2012: Hi Nell, LOVE this hub! But that leaves a question now, dont it? Freebsd Limericks: 369 of 860. Most people assume that poetry is a part of elitist culture. Nell Rose (author) from England on September 19, 2010: Hi, Sligo, thanks for reading it, I thought you might appreciate this one! As they fled from the state, What an entertaining hub you wrote. If youre looking for more tongue twisters, we have some of the hardest ones in the English language. Interestingly enough, I find the first batch of limericks a lot more entertaining than Lear's may I open my eye now?? glad you liked them, cheers nell. if you are not a conventional poet then maybe you write limericks instead! Concave or convex, it fit either sex, but boy, was it a bitch to keep clean. %PDF-1.5 % . Nell Rose (author) from England on August 20, 2010: HI, angel thanks for stopping by, yes they do certainly have a soothing rhythm to them, glad you liked them, cheers nell. Nell Rose (author) from England on August 18, 2010: Hi, Ivorwen, ha ha that's great, I love limericks we have always made up some at home, and I was in a funny mood! Suzie from Carson City on April 03, 2020: Hello again, NellPerspy actually challenged me to come back here & write a limerick! John Hansen from Australia (Gondwana Land) on December 09, 2015: Hi Nell, I know I am five years late, but i just came across this hub and I love limericks. Suzette Walker from Taos, NM on September 01, 2011: These are great! So to save himself trouble This inspired numerous sequels, the most distinguished of which are believed to be the following, from the Chicago Tribune and the New York Press, respectively: Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket. For more feathery plays on words, try some of these bird puns that will quack you up. could do more, but a bit risque'! He utterly lacked, I am glad you liked it, we are always making up Limericks in my house! Wherever did you find them all? There were so many to choose from, and I thought that I had better only choose the ones that weren't, well, too bad, if you know what I mean! and took the motto of Philli, "limericks can be traced back in history", but noting for me, cause i'd piss a streak, as in 'limericks' not so naughty, i know, my might and arms are night sticks, they glow. Inside this room Poetry has taken many different forms with intellectual meanings, deep emotional meanings, and spiritual meanings. However, I did not know about its root. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nantucket. Al Gini, Loyola University Chicago . View all posts by ChuckleBuzz Team, There was a young man from Devizes, but sorry I will have to take it off because its a bit naughty! Some believe that limericks were originally made to be naughty. [1] There once was a man from Nantucket. It is believed that limericks date back to the 14th century and originated in the Irish town of Limerick. Thank You. There was a young girl of Cape Cod In search of the infamous bucket. thanks for reading, nell, Hi Deborah, good to see you too, and thanks as always, nell. The man punched at the bucket in shock. Nobody has ever accused me of being a poet before. they are funny aren't they? %%EOF And as for the bucket, Nantucket. Box 626, Nantucket, MA 02554, or email your limerick. There once was a runner named Dwight / Who could speed even faster than light. That the street door was partially closed. Fortune: 369 - 378 of 860 from Freebsd Limericks. ha ha thanks again nell. His nuts were made out of brass, There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket. Whose prick was so long he could suck it. . so I am glad you liked them and I hope your brother in law does too, thanks for stopping by, cheers nell. well, I wish! Along came his wife, lol, love it! Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. 490 0 obj <>/Filter/FlateDecode/ID[<8AF3270EBB3E184A91C3DFB6F9A888EE><1D479E6B4C6B4345AB21D263EB0D7E10>]/Index[469 39]/Info 468 0 R/Length 102/Prev 189081/Root 470 0 R/Size 508/Type/XRef/W[1 3 1]>>stream He said to his girl His towel froze to the grass, and his foot locked in ice where he'd stuck it. I am rather fond of these bawdy little ditties( careful!) -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make on Nantucket, There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket. Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, Funny Jokes; Top Rated; Most Discussed. There once was a man From Nantucket who was not In a limerick. President Joe Biden plans to spend Thanksgiving with his family in Nantucket, a small island off the coast of Cape Cod, Massachusetts, and the inspiration for a limerick that dates back to at. thanks so much, nell, Very entertaininh hub! They are tough to write and I never can! Learn how your comment data is processed. / Til the bath salts one day, / in the tub where she lay, / turned out to be Plaster of Paris. When Nan and her man Click to expand. cheers nell. Larry Fields from Northern California on May 11, 2012: I should have expressed myself more clearly. Female versionThere once was a girl from Nantucket. Twas Roger, the lodger, by God! But Nan and the man Princeton Tiger. Its a story of a blessed man and his carefree attitude to life. Who kept all his cash in a bucket. / If I put my mind to it / Im sure I can do it. And quick as a mouse, And cut off his meat and two veg! My favorite ones have always been about the little boy Willy: Hi, ACSutliff, thanks for liking it, I was going to make it a bit ruder then I thought, no don't push my luck! Nell Rose (author) from England on April 29, 2012: Hi Larry, haha! There was a young lady from Vanvaper, And offer to settle; ----- There once was a . Voted up and the buttons too. kathryn1000 from London on October 12, 2010: Really good.Must read them again if the winter blues strike/. But failed and in wrath cried Aw shuck it! Knock Knock Who's there! It must have taken pluck, to have a cold fuck; But think of the money he saved! It took a lot of searching all over the place, but I love them, don't you? Limmericks are always enjoyable. I love limericks I think they are the best sort of poems out there! Who collected his shrooms in a bucket He was froze from his sole to his hock. He tried and he tried, and eventually died, that weird little boy named Dan. thanks for reading, and I love the limerick! There was a young sailor named Bates There are two versions. There once was a man from Bel Air Who was doing his wife on the stair But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air. Clayton Commons of Rhode Island, On reading of Nan and Paws bucket Limericks are always good, racy fun. The limerick where the line is from was first written for the Princeton Tiger in 1902. Larry Fields great response! For since he was lam I do wish I could write limericks. Tony Mead from Yorkshire on June 09, 2012: what a popular hub you have created, so many people joining in and enjoying your effort. Id say you can bet your Assonet! There was a young lady whose chin / Resembled the point of a pin / So she had it made sharp / And purchased a harp / And played several tunes with her chin. Will show I have feelings A flea and a fly in a flue / Were imprisoned, so what could they do? We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. Who rushed through a field of blue Clover. In this article, we are going to be discussing the limerick there once was a girl from Nantucket, which has since grown into several versions. She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher? hbbd```b``3+dE4A$09L Nell Rose (author) from England on October 13, 2010: Hi, kathryn, glad you enjoyed them, and thanks nell. Madeline Begun Kane aka Mad Kane Trump the Game Plan by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" There once was a huckster named Trump who liked to be kissed on the rump. how did you know? Nell Rose (author) from England on April 02, 2020: Sankhajit Bhattacharjee from MILWAUKEE on April 01, 2020: Nell Rose (author) from England on July 09, 2017: LOL! yes Larry is quite the poet don't you think? / Said the fly, Let us flee! / Let us fly! said the flea / So they flew through a flaw in the flue. Good judgment and tacked, Lori Colbo from United States on September 21, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on September 09, 2011: Hi, Dustin, appreciate it! (A) Da da dum da da dum da da dum Nan wished she had stuck with Nebraska, Some outbound links on this webpage may be affiliate links to help us generate revenue from commissions. in stormy weather, he'd clack them together, and lightning shot out of his ass. However, they have a reputation for rhyming bad language and have a reputation for being uncouth, as its the case with our limerick for there once was a girl from Nantucket.. Bill Briggs, Tusseyville, PA. Before Nan lifted that cash and bucket Cruz responded by reciting the opening line of an infamous dirty limerick that utilizes certain phrases which rhyme with "Nantucket." Earlier this year, as Cruz's state of Texas faced devastating winter storms that decimated its independent power grid, the Senator flew to sunny Cancn, Mexico as hundreds of his constituents froze to death. If youd like a nice pearl lol! 10 Fucking Limericks -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. NFL . thanks! We recommend our users to update the browser. So there you have it, mixing the English drunkards with the poetic Irish, we ended up with the mixture of Limerick that we know so well today! Where songs were sung, and the bawdiness of the drunken man and the strumpet inn keeper's daughter brought a new type of poetry mixed with hilarity and this is what made the chorus change and of course brought us the famous Limerick .All because people had had too much to drink!. Rating: 3 /5 (3 Votes) or Email Friend / For he said, As a rule, / When the weather turns cool, / I invariably get in a stew.. We are no longer supporting IE (Internet Explorer) as we strive to provide site experiences for browsers that support new web standards and security practices. The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!". Today's blog: Build an API from a CSV file in 4 minutes Freebsd Limericks: 370 of 860. lol thanks so much nell. Nell Rose (author) from England on November 24, 2010: Hi, saleheen, I am so glad you found it amusing, it is good when you can have a laugh, especially if you are feeling down, thanks so much nell. Limericks should have five lines that follow the rhythm in the examples below.) There was a man from Nantucket There was a young lady of Louth, Who returned from a trip in the South; Her father said: 'Nelly, There's more in your belly. There once was a woman named Dot thanks for coming back, nell. Audrey Howitt from California on March 17, 2014: Nell Rose (author) from England on January 04, 2013: Hi teaches, lol! Deborah Brooks Langford from Brownsville,TX on January 03, 2013: Nell my friend.. There was a young maid from Madras It was winter, alas. There was an old girl of Genoa / And I blush when I think that Iowa; / Shes gone to her rest, / Its all for the best, / Otherwise I would borrow Samoa. There once was a man from kanass, Who's nuts were made out of brass. You found some choice ones there, Nell! Joshua Zubricki, Gloucester, MA, Nan took the cash to Nantasket If youre a history buff, youll get a kick out of these history jokes. And when she got there, Jane Gill-Shaler, North Carolina, The man built their home in Alaska, thanks again, nell. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it! He won my heart, (B) Da da dum da da dum I'll try to add one here but it is quite rude so I will edit out one of the words. funmontrealgirl from Montreal on September 28, 2011: Fantastic. Even though I'm not a poetry buff, I did feel obligated to contribute to the genre, because of all the great Limericks out there. Sharon Graves, El Dorado, AR, That bucket was soon found in Juneau, Quite a few of these were new to me. Manage Settings These were so fun! from a similar masculine aroma. Has rendered him nutless, Texas senator Ted Cruz was mocked mercilessly on Twitter after he tweeted a line from a limerick attacking president Joe Biden 's travel plan. However, it would only appear in print for the first time in the work of 19th century author Edward Lear. lol! Following reports that Biden will celebrate the holiday with family on the Massachusetts island Nantucket, Cruz tweeted this reference to the "there once was a man from Nantucket" limerick that in some versions is a bit, er . Anyway, off we go, and if anybody has got any good ones, please feel free to add them at the bottom. They asked for a fare, There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire. Your email address will not be published. lol! He sent Nan home, with a plan, to Nantucket. Box 626, Nantucket, MA 02554, or email your limerick. Required fields are marked *, Phrases Similar to There Once was a Girl from Nantucket, Phrases Opposite to There Once was a Girl from Nantucket, Ways People May Say There Once was a Girl from Nantucket Incorrectly, Acceptable Ways to Phrase There Once was a Girl from Nantucket. She no longer used that brown paper! It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn. Many British and Irish communities would gather in pubs to sing and drink, and limericks were common for the crowd to sing to unite them in good times. For Paw, cos Nans dealings And I fell for that man from Nantucket. ha ha thanks nell, Hi, funmontreagirl, thanks most of its from history, but I did add a few! I've built a little API-as-a-Service platform that makes it easy to create an API and deploy it to a private cloud. There once was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin Wiping sperm from his chin If my ear was a cunt I could Fuck it! Send the limericks to us at P.O. 0 Stole the money and ran, Is algebra fruitless endeavor? Thanks for reading. When he sells, all that cash hell just truck it! With a colourful lack of restraint! Doing my best to ride the silent, lonely," driving-us-mad,"Wave of isolation!! The opening line is so well known that it has been used as a stand-alone joke . This is understandably a very popular hub. sorry it took so long to answer, I seem to be running around like a mad woman these last few days! It wasnt his but Pawtucket The first publication of limericks began in the 18th century, but didnt really gain any popularity until the 19th century. glad it made you laugh, thanks! There once was a girl named Louise Who peed whenever she sneezed. There once was a man from sprocket Kevin Foley , Vienna, Austria, A birdwatching Brit. Thanks for the laughs. But Pa still owns land Just to prove that I do have a bit of culture in me, I thought I would add a few famous limericks by the poet Edward Lear! You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across. Just take this here oyster and shuck it There once was a girl from Nantucket is a limerick talking about a girl that didnt have her fare. Demas W Jasper from Today's America and The World Beyond on October 22, 2015: (Others elsewhere.) One was small, hardly anything at all I found this extremely entertaining, thanks for the laughs. Lear, who was born in1812, was all about a bit of funand wrotehis Book of Nonsense of 72 limericks in 1846 with exactly that in mind. 91 Rush Elkins Retired Rocket Scientist Author has 1.2K answers and 873.2K answer views Updated 3 y Related What's the best mathematical limerick you've ever heard? If youre a word nerd, these grammar jokes will make you cackle. Well it is pretty simple really. Thanks for the fun. lol! There once was a man from Nantucket . Who had a magnificent ass; "There once was a man from Nantucket" is the opening line for many limericks, in which the name of the island of Nantucket creates often ribald rhymes and puns. These funny limericks use their bouncy rhyme scheme to explore concepts like math, science, and philosophy, and the twisty, punny verses will get you thinkingand giggling! I like your choice, ribald or not, it's just something to have fun with. Return home again, All Rights Reserved. Valheim Genshin Impact Minecraft Pokimane Halo Infinite Call of Duty: Warzone Path of Exile Hollow Knight: Silksong Escape from Tarkov Watch Dogs: Legion. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once_was_a_man_from_Nantucket Still, that's not definitive. [5] [6] Among the best-known are: But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket; Linda Bilyeu from Orlando, FL on August 24, 2012: Nell Rose (author) from England on June 09, 2012: Hi tony, glad you liked it! There once was a man from madras We love good humor and obviously hilarious jokes followed by a healthy laughter! Your email address will not be published. There once was a man from Nantucket, who had such a long dick he could suck it. On Nantucket, the island I live, A girl goes to her doctor and says "Doctor Doctor, I have a Y on my beast" So her fingers slipped in, Ill have nothing but love left to give. There once was a man from Nantucket,Whose cock was so long he could suck it,Said he with a grin,As he wiped off his chin,If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it! He stumped bare down the lane. There once was a girl from Nantucket. When using the limerick as X-rated humor, you pick words that rhyme with bucket.. Limericks can be traced as far back in History as the fourteenth Century, starting in England. Princeton Tiger But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket; And he said to the man, He was welcome to Nan, But as for the bucket, Pawtucket. Technically a limerick, which dates back more than 500 years, is a poem that contains five lines that rhyme in an AABBA structure. This is a naughty one.They write limericks for kids, but real limericks always get you in trouble if your mom overhears you saying them. Or is that the "official" continuation of it? There was no need for your man to jack it. There once was a girl in the choir / Whose voice rose up hoir and hoir, / Till it reached such a height / It went clear out of seight, / And they found it next day in the spoir. Thanks for the laugh in my day. You can have six inches more! The limericksBelow are 3 of the most well-known versions of the limerick, starting with the original dirty one. Luv Ya! The rocket went bang Our hunt for funny limericks took us all the way to paradise and back! Let's say you were trapped inside this room. This is usually because the word "Nantucket" is easy to rhyme with. For he told a fat girl she was skinny! It all began when the Princeton Tiger revived the then well-known limerick printed first below and the Chicago Tribune answered with the second limerick. An amoeba named Max and his brother / Were sharing a drink with each other; / In the midst of their quaffing, / They split themselves laughing, / And each of them now is a mother. A long time ago meaning | Common English Idioms #shorts. lol! Its a common limerick, and many people know it and use it hundreds of years later. and the doctor says "well how did it get there" and she says "I was doing my Your limericks are humorous and smart and just the right amount of naughty. I actually put this one on my answering machine many years ago. There once was a man from Nantucket, *sighs* Not even a bar-room poet. With a big carving knife, Because of reader demands, we again issue the challenge our readers to write their own chapters. (Only rhymes in the form of limericks will be accepted. AFAIK, the Bartok limerick is the handiwork of Jim Wildman, whom I haven't seen in ages. An oyster from Kalamazoo / Confessed he was feeling quite blue. Nell Rose (author) from England on March 17, 2014: Hi Crystal, lol! I can tick it! Twitter users have trolled Republican Texas Senator Ted Cruz after he referenced a dirty limerick poem in relation to the upcoming travels of Democratic President Joe Biden. If you have any more good limericks you are welcome to post them in the section below. Far be it for royalty such as myself to reject a challenge! Bonnie Mitchell, White Plains, NY, The lawyer they hired, Dan Schuckat, I had to hit all your buttons because they are "all that". Who went with a girl in a hedge, Great treat to read them. But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket; I have looked everywhere for the photo, but this was before we were told to add links, and I wish I had now, I think, If I remember right, that I put in google search something like tavern wench, but I am not sure, sorry, I will take another look because its driving me mad now! Pa found Nan dealing in Wheeling. ha ha. Hick! C. This is the sort of funny limerick Einstein might come up with! So easy you can use a spreadsheet and launch it in less than 5 minutes. There was a young man of Nantucket thanks for reading, I am having trouble with my pc at the moment and have also been busy with my brother, I just can't get on here enough these days, but thats gonna change! There once was a man from Nantucket, This is my first time to hear about limericks. And he said to the man, Required fields are marked *. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck. An insomniac young fellow named Hatches Took a room in a whorehouse in Natchez He still tossed and turned half the night, but he learned How to manage by sleeping in snatches. Ask A.I your English Vocabulary questions! Or you could try some of these funny poems instead. He said, Oh my love, I love a good limerick and in particular those of Lear which I think were very clever. kind of witty but you know what people expect when they anticipate a limmerick. the only one i have memorized is about a man from nantucket and said something with a grin, while wiping off his chin and i went ahead and left the other parts out. Nithya Venkat from Dubai on May 28, 2014: Enjoyed reading, great limericks! Theyd clack together, The dirty, old man from Nantucket. brilliant! There was a man from Bangore, There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. I will have to remember that one! Alas, the bucket was found Man From Nantucket Lyrics There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. That tested their mettle. Your email address will not be published. Nell Rose (author) from England on March 16, 2011: Hi, jamiecoins, thanks for the comment, glad you liked it, cheers nell. There once was a young girl in Rome,